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One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer. The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. I love everyone!
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