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The 50 Funniest Tweets From Women In 2017
Your account is not active. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. It might be the 21st century, but that doesn't mean that some people's attitudes aren't still stuck in the Stone Age. But as you can see from these hilariously cutting tweets, the women who wrote them are determined to rise up against chauvinism, gender stereotyping, and general male assholery that is sadly still so prevalent in today's society.
Ladies, never show panty lines!!!!!! It breaks the illusion that your pants are actually your skin!!!!! I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage. Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful. Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday. We asked men what they look for in a woman and then set them adrift on a raft screaming, because just kidding who cares.
Wearing black opaque tights: I am a sleek and sexy puma of a woman Wearing any other colour of opaque tights: I teach art at the gnome school. Men I have a very important question for you: why are almost all of you named Matt? I ordered a bathing suit so there will definitely be some sobbing in business days. Gradually accepting that my personal style is "vacillates wildly between 'I need to look more grown-up' and 'omg I really love this sparkly purple solar system skirt'". If yr currently flirting with one of my friends please know I have seen every screenshot and am talking her out of it. Twitter gets a bad rap but let me just say that 20 years ago women did not talk about the shared truth of underboob sweat, we internalized it as our own secret shame when we could have been weaponizing it against our enemies, long live Boob Sweat Twitter. Facebook asked me if I'd like to tag a photo of myself as my mom and I was like, sure, why not, let's just get this over with.
Check it out:. I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage. Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday. We asked men what they look for in a woman and then set them adrift on a raft screaming, because just kidding who cares. Recipe for liberation as a woman: eat five man buns with heads still attached, claim new power. Hillary Clinton's resting face is "I just sat through 50 years of mansplaining. We should probably stop applauding men for marrying accomplished women as if they adopted a blind one-legged rescue dog.
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant — and succinct — wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious character musings. Sometimes I pretend that the broccoli I'm eating is tiny trees and I'm a hungry giant walking through a forest yup I still don't have a job. Beyonce TOLD y'all to get in formation and y'all fucked around and now we're dealing with this bullshit. Being alone in a strange town makes me want to do some real fucked up shit, like becoming a person who says "ciao".