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Future Quotes (3466 quotes)

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Top 20 Quotes About The Future -- Inspirational Words of Wisdom

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How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie. Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer. Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. This was my attempt to deter cold callers: "There's no past, there's no future , just one pulsating present Please leave your message after the tone. I was a peripheral visionary.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.

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A list of the best the future quotes and sayings , including the names of each speaker or author when available. This list is sorted by popularity, so only the most famous the future quotes are at the top. The authors of these historic the future quotes are displayed next to each quote, so if you see one you like be sure to check out other inspirational the future quotes from that same writer. This list answers the questions, "What are the best quotes about the future? Vote on your favorites so that the greatest the future quotes rise to the top, as the order of the list changes dynamically based on votes. Don't let your favorite the future sayings get to the bottom of the list.

Inspirational Words of Wisdom. Let these funny quotes about life remind you of such times but also you can read between the lines and find the wisdom that they offer. If you laugh every day it helps to take the stress of life away. Reading funny quotes or stories is a great way to do that. The serious moments of life come every day, so make sure you find amusing and even silly things to laugh at each day!

Laughter is the best medicine in life, and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile on your face. No one can ever laugh too much, and these funny quotes will inspire you to smile bigger and laugh harder. While the doctor might not prescribe it, the ability to find humor in our situation is key for maintaining of sanity, patience , and peace of mind. To help you stay focused and stay loose, below is our collection of funny inspirational quotes, collected from a variety of sources over the years. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

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