Joyous Quotes (15 quotes)
Let's kick off with one about the Chancellor himself. And if you, dear reader, have got any favourites, stick them in the comments below. Two aerials met on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant. The Beach Boys walk into a bar.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing. There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas.
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. It's these breasts you have given me.
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Lukewarm by Grace
Jokes for happiness
Post a Comment. The Athiest in the Woods An atheist was walking through the woods, thinking to himself, "How beautiful the animals are! He turned and saw an 8-foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran along the path as fast as he could, but when he looked over his shoulder, he saw that the bear was closing in on him. He kept running, but when he looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.